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23 best tips to get a girlfriend!

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by Kerrigan, Mar 23, 2010.

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    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for ~Censored~.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '~censored~ you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop ~censored~ about the cold right now, you're going to be ~censored~ about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

    22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get

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    Gawat ni Tips [​IMG]
     
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    wasuw, beda culture lah
     
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    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    masa ditonjok?
    kan kesian om :D
     
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    kamsud! aneh parah! perbedaan kultur yang aneh! ga bisa di terapkan d indonesia neh!
     
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    beda budaya jadi beda juga cara penggunaannya, sangat sulit diterapkan di indonesia..
     
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    gaswat neh yang bgini:keringat:

    spontan sih spontan .. masa nonjok :lol:
     
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    wakakakakakak gela dah , ngakak gw baca'a gk ad yg bner...
     
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    wkwkwkwk
    gila nih tipsnya
     
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    aih2 gelo pisan ini mah tipsnya
     
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    w sukanya friedchicken....
    hem...
    paling cuman honey....
    pasaran.....
    tips2 yg aneh itu om...
    yg mau cb silakan....
    resiko tanggung ndiri..
    :cerutu:
    :sigh:
     
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    Tipsnya buat orang barat doang y kk kayanya kalau kita orang asia gak cocok soalnya beda budaya.. :jimat:
     
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    jauh banget dari kesan cocok buat diterapin di indo...
    kalo disini dapet gampar yang iya bukan malah dapet...:hahai:
     
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    Bukannya ini tips becandaan doank yah? emang beneran apah kalo mereka nerapin juga? Enggak lah... seharusnya judulnya: 23 "best tips" to get a girlfriend. masa ente-ente pada percaya sih...
     
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    Hihihihihi...
    Kalo dipraktekin bisa bisa malah disangka maniak
     
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    nomer 19 kocakkk..mungkin maksudnya dipukul secara pelan yah :p
     
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    huah.. tips nya gokil nih....
    tapi kalo diterapin sama orang indo gimana jadinya ya.... :hahai:
     
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    tips gila... kirain beneran tips bakalan bagus, yg no 2 ngaco masa pegang tangannya terus diremas ampe nagis...
     
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    tipsnya kok aneh2 (=_=)"
     
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    cuma.copas.ea.
    tp,ga.pa2.wes....thx.infona!!!
     
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