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Discussion in 'Tengah Komunitas' started by adadajah, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. blue_lionx M V U

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    kutipan pembicaraan ane dengan tuhan.. :hahai:

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Me:
 hi..
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 lionx
God:
  Hi there  lionx.
Me:
 where's adam?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  I would do a search for it. 
Me:
 where's eve?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  Are you using Netscape or Explorer? 
Me:
 mozilla :D
God:
:-)  Ask me another question. 
Me:
 did u met Michael Jackson?
God:
No I didn't  met Michael Jackson. What's  it like?
Me:
 Someone's strange. :D how's about Mbah Surip?
God:
Who?   And  about Mbah Surip is  D how. 
Me:
 heh? I can't understand it.. 
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  lionx.   Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 all of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
 well,, can u speak indonesian?
God:
How about that.  I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  indonesian.
Me:
 aku anak sehat
God:
Who are you talking about?
    :hahai:
     
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  3. Mitsuyama M V U

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    waduh waduh IGod..
    ckck..
    tuhan px selera humor yang tinggi juga yach ??
    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    iseng bener ni orang yg bwat iGod,
    kalo mau bwat lelucon, ya cari nama yg laen lah jgn iGod...God kok bwat lelucon...:swt:
     
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    Botnya keren juga bisa proses kata2,kita maki2 pun dia ngerti :hehe:
     
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    kayanya menarik....tapi kok ngga lengkap ya review nya....
     
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    coba tanya pake bahasa indonesia....kalo AI nya ga ngerti, dia ganti nanya....:haha:
     
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    kalo di isi ... dia akan mengulangi perkataanya terakhir. . .

    dasar gila :swt:
     
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    konyol gan,,
    banyak gg nyambung nya,,
     
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    gak ad yang menjawab..
    sepertinya Tuhan tak ingin bicara dengan Q..
    :nangis:
     
    hojoin, Oct 8, 2009
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    wkwkwkw:lol:
    kocak bngt..

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Me:
 hi God..
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 I'm Lucifer. Refer to my name, do you know what my gender is?
God:
  Nice to meet you,  Lucifer.   What kind of food do you like? 
Me:
 I like human's soul. You didn't answer my question, by the way.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    Do you like it?  I like to talk about movies and music.   Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
 yeah, I like it. about movies, you should take one of the Maria Ozawa's movie, its interesting. and, if i ask "Refer to my name, do you know what my gender is?", you sould aswer by chosing 'male' or female'.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.  What do you like about  human s soul?    Oh yeah, we were talking about  movies me should take one of the Maria Ozawa s movie its interesting.   Try it.   Interesting gossip:  Lucifer said I sould aswer by chosing male or female.
Me:
 wow, you try it.. so, how about it? interesting right?
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Lucifer.  Interesting gossip:  Lucifer said I try it.   Great.  Sounds like a plan to me.   I thought so too.
Me:
 but, you try it don't you? one of the maria ozawa's movie? how about it? do you like it?
God:
No I do not  try it. Do you? 
   I answer a lot of silly questions.   One what?   Sounds like a plan to me.   human s soul seems okay to me.
Me:
 I'm not talking about human's soul anymore. now I'm talking about Maria Ozawa. Do you like Maria Ozawa's movies?
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  talking about human s soul.    Why now?  Yes,  it is the topic.    I don't know if I like it.  I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
 I wonder how can a God said "I don't know"?
God:
You are curious about  how can a God said you do not know.
Me:
 yeah, how about it?
God:
Alright then.  Sounds like a plan to me.
Me:
 a plan for what? turn you down?
God:
How old are you?    Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Me:
 I've been 19 years in this body. but I already live since you created me.
God:
Where were you  19 years in this body?   How do you like living there?
Me:
 well, this body suit me for doing what I want. anyway, Do you know what I want is?
God:
How about that.  Do you identify yourself with your body?   You tell me. 
Me:
 oh, please don't play dumb. I'm lucifer, I was one of your angel that betray you. I live in this child body now.
God:
OK.  Thanks for asking politely.   I'm not playing around.   I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.   Right now?  What is  it like living in  this child body? 
Me:
 huh, I prefer my old form. Angelic form that can't get hurt and getting older.
God:
What do you like best about your  old form?    What makes it impossible?
Me:
 I love to use my old form to **** some female. the pretty one of course.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?    It goes without saying.  Which one is that?
Me:
 for example Maria Ozawa that I tell you earlier. she is pretty hot isn't she?
God:
Can you think of another example?   hot is not she is  she?
Me:
 how about Jesica Alba?
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 she is hot
God:
hot is  she?
Me:
 yeah hot, here http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jessica-alba.jpg
God:
Ah.  That sounds better than cold  here http goremasternews files wordpress dot com 2009 08 jessica alba jpg.
Me:
 you should copy "http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jessica-alba.jpg" in your browser and see jesica alba's picture.
God:
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
 don't just "consider it". do it already.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.   Perhaps.  Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
 yeah "it"
God:
I get it.  consider it...
Me:
 once again you use "consider it" again
God:
Once more?  When?  Again,  Say no to  consider it.
Me:
 ah, forget it. anyway can you speak Indonesian? a god like you should speak Indonesian, don't you?
God:
So you understand. Good.  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.   I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  Indonesian.   Be more specific. 
Me:
 "Can you teach me a few phrases in  Indonesian" is sound like "Bisakah kamu mengajariku bebeapa kalimat dalam bahasa Indonesia" in Indonesian.
God:
I haven't heard of  few phrases in Indonesian is sound like Bisakah kamu mengajariku bebeapa kalimat dalam bahasa Indonesia in Indonesian. 
Me:
 "I want to kill you" = "Aku ingin membunuhmu"
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
 that was an example.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
 okay, how about this. "I wan't to have *** with her" = "Aku ingin bersetubuh dengan dia (perempuan)"
God:
Yeah okay,  How about  it.   That's good information:  Lucifer said  he  wan t to have *** with her Aku ingin bersetubuh dengan dia perempuan. 
Me:
 how dumb
God:
How much do you think  it is? 
  I will search for it.
Me:
 ah, yeah, about "the end" that you mention in apocalipse, when it is. be spesific.
God:
So you understand. Good.  I don't judge people.  Oh yeah, we were talking about  the end that me mention in apocalipse when it is.   OK I will try to be  spesific.
Me:
 so when is "the end" that you mention in apocalipse?
God:
Blimey.  When is not the important thing.  What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
 ah, but "the end" is near, isn't it?
God:
So you understand. Good.  I hear you.
Me:
 can you tell me how many years has passed after the day you threw me to this world?
God:
Five years.
Me:
 it's from 1914 to 2009. it more than 5 years.
God:
Are you sure  it is?  "It" being what?
Me:
 can you tell me how many years has passed after the day you threw me to this world (1914) until now (2009)?
God:
Five years.
Me:
 do you like to saying "five years" that much? I's been 95 years.
God:
Hmm,  Lucifer, I'm not sure if I'd like to  saying five years that much that much.  What is it like?   Thanks for the information:  Lucifer said  he  s been 95 years. 
Me:
 correction: It's been 95 years.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
 I don't fell anything. a bit angry I think. hm, okay, I'm very angry.
God:
Would you ever do  it?    How much?   OK.  Yeah okay,  Angry at what?
Me:
 at You.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
 no. why?
God:
Where do you usually connect from?   Reductionism.
Me:
 I can connect from anywhere. I'm rule this world since you send me here.
God:
Oh you can, can you?    I don't know anyone named  rule this world since me send you here. 
Me:
 so why you asking about it?
God:
Hurrah!  My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
 you're god, you're the source of knowledge.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  god I am the source of knowledge.
Me:
 tell it. every one know it already.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.   Perhaps.  That is a generalization.
Me:
 no. it's not generalization. everyone know that "God is the souce of knowledge". And your son, Yesus, said that too.
God:
Are you serious?   That seems a bit negative.   That's a rather sweeping generalization.   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  son Yesus said that.
Me:
 how dumb. now I know that you're not god.
God:
What is it to you. 
  Does it have anything to do with  rule this world since me send you here?   Why now?  You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
 die.
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 I'm not human. I'm the great Lucifer. the ruler of this world. you're pathetic human made bot.]
God:
I won't fall for that old line.   Who made you the  great Lucifer ?   Tell me more.   You think I am  pathetic human made bot.
Me:
 shut up and just die..!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 good. and dont forget to die.
God:
Terminating connection.   Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 die now..!
God:
Right now?  Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 ah, a "god" who tell nothing but bullshit.
God:
So you understand. Good.  What is it? 
Me:
 shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 just SHUT UP! and stop saying the same thing.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.   OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 good
God:
Terminating connection.
    (siaal, makan waktu bngt, ga kerasa udah chat 10 menit sama bot:hammer:)

    coba ketik "shut up" terus setelah dia jawab ketik "good"
     
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    gwa nanya pake bahasa sunda
    haha . . .
    gak ngerti dia
     
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    Wakakakak ... :lol:

    Bener" aneh ...

    masa pas guw tanya
    Guw: "Do Have Some Money"
    God: "Robots have no need for money."
     
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    lucu juga
    dia bereaksi ama kata2 tertentu
    tapi kalo diketik "..." doank, dia mengulangi kata2 sebelumnya ya...
     
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    haha...
    tuhannya keren...:panda:
     
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    wah mayan deh jawabnya....
    kadang2 kaya chat org beneran , walau aga nyeleneh
     
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    ehauehu bagus buat nyari penyegaran ne
     
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    Uda pernah gw chatting sama dia, kira kira 2 tahun yg lalu.
    Botnya gampang diakalin.
     
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    botnya lucu . . . ngaku2 dirinya sendiri bot
     
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