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Ten Commandments in Works

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by kiefs, Nov 25, 2009.

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    Are you so engrossed in your work that you do not have time for anything else? Sit back and relax as we scour the internet for some quirky bits to perk up your day!

    Moses had his Ten Commandments And, thank God, they were nowhere as tongue-in-cheek as these 10 rules! This is a good read, once you get past the sarcasm. Enjoy!


    1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4 p.m. and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
    2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.
    3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
    4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
    5. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
    6. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
    7. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
    8. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
    9. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
    10. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate
     
    kiefs, Nov 25, 2009
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    :niceinfo:

    Sayangnya bahasa Inggris, coba diterjemahkan, biar orang-orang semua bisa pada ngerti~ :piss:

    Your thread has been saved from Pertamax Junkers. :lalala:
     
    mellody, Nov 26, 2009
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    Send to boss nih... Wk..wk..wk..biar merasa tersindir... :P
     
    RottenSherry, Nov 26, 2009
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    waduh bahasa dewa...nyerah saya:hot::hot:
    di translite kyanya lebih indah neh:hahai::hahai:
     
    shiluman, Nov 26, 2009
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    oh niy parodi an buat Ten Commandments ya..buat yang benci kerja..gtu yg gw tangkep..
     
    EvilLurkInTheDark, Nov 26, 2009
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    Jangan diikutin gan, saran ten commandments sesat ini. :haha:

    Gw ngerti si, tapi males ngetranslatenya. Buat yang gak ngerti buka kamus lagi sana gih. :lol:
     
    MiniMaximA, Nov 27, 2009
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    ijin copas dolo ya gan ditranslate pake google


     
    isengdude, Aug 17, 2010
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    Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4 p.m. and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

    Tambah lagi
    give me on Friday so the will to do it become bigger

    paling males dah kalo jumat sore tau2 muncul kerjaan baru trus harus lembur :aghh:
     
    DonWeirdo, Apr 13, 2011
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    wew biar udah di translate tapi masih bingung ma hasil translate nya.. :keringat:
    mbah google bahasanya kan juga dewa.. :haha:
     
    exlite69, Apr 13, 2011
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    sesat neh........

    ane suka yg atu ini..

     
    azzrome, Apr 14, 2011
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    aduh bisa diartikan ke bahasa indonesia? ngga terlalu ngerti takut rancu jadinya hehehehe
     
    rioprama, Apr 16, 2011
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    wah 10 perintah allah ternyata :ogmatabelo:
     
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