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Management Lessons

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    Lesson Number 1:

    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?

    The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Management Learning:

    * To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


    Lesson Number Two:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a forth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

    Management Learning:
    * Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


    Lesson Number Three:

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

    Management Learning:

    * 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

    * 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

    * 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!


    Lesson Number Four:

    The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

    The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, what a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

    They decided they both would walk!

    Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So the both rode the donkey!

    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

    Management Learning:

    * If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass


    Additional Lesson:

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

    He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out.

    Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa there Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about anyway?"
    The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for a few days.
     
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    yahh..walaupun ane gak ngerti stiap kata di atas paling tidak ane ngerti maksudnya :hehe:
     
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    sial, gw udah baca penuh seksama tau nya jokes doang... akakakaka....
     
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    sama kaya di atas
    baca dr awal sampe akhir, kyknya penuh dgn makna
    ternyata pas baca bagian tambahannya
    eh, dikerjain yh
    hehehehehehe

    tp emang hidup ga bisa dibuat rumus umumnya
    setiap org pnya jalannya sendiri
    pnya pembelajaran sendiri yg unik
    yg kadang sptnya satu dgn yg lainnya berlawanan
     
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    lucu tapi dapet maknanya :)
     
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