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Colemanballs: The art of letting the words come out before the brain is engaged, made famous by David Coleman but with very able disciples in Kevin Keegan, Ron Atkinson, Terry Venables....in fact it seems endemic amongst the football fraternity.

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"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around."
Terry Venables

"What disappointed me was that we didn't play with any passion. I'm not disappointed, you know, I'm just disappointed."
Kevin Keegan

"The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition."
Alvin Martin

"If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half-time, it was concentration and focus."
Ron Atkinson
"They (Swindon) are still finding that they are much happier when they have the ball than when the other side has it."
Ron Jones

"He's caused the Chelsea defence no amount of problems."
Jimmy Armfield

"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."
Kevin Keegan

"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright

"You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past, they'll take the ball."
Ron Atkinson - and you will be tested on what he said later!

"The important thing is that he shook hands with us over the phone."
Alan Ball

"Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some – or occasionally lose.”
A thoughtful David Pleat

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
Kevin Keegan

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"The problem at Wimbledon seems to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency."
Joe Kinnear

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"He has got his tactics wrong tactically."
Mick Quinn

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"He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle."
Mark Lawrenson

"It's 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."
Radio 5 Live commentator

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison

"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off."
Kevin Keegan

"Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall."
Paul McKenna

"A win would be better than a draw."
Denis Law

"The header was cleared off the line by the crossbar."
Simon Brotherton


"Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin."Chris Kamara

"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today."
Kevin Keegan

"Ruud Gullit was able to impose his multi-lingual skills on this match."
John Motson

"At this stage of the season I just tell the players to get points under their bags."
George Graham


"He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg."
Steve Coppell

"Think of a number between 10 and 11."
Ron Atkinson

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."
Kevin Keegan

"He says that he will walk away from the game when his legs go."
Radio Commentator

"Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as 'brain dead idiots'. That goes for me as well."
Secretary of the Football Supporters Association

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time."
Kevin Keegan

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Radio commentator

"Unless the chairman decides to sack me, I won’t be quitting."
Carlton Palmer

"Football's like a big market place and people go to the market every day to buy their vegetables."
Bobby Robson
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"Michael Owen - he's got the legs of a salmon."
Sky TV commentator
"Robbie Keane's not the second choice, he's my first choice. But Jermain Defoe is as well."
Martin Jol
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"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."
Kevin Keegan
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"I don't want to be either partial or impartial."
Frank McLintock


"The lads really ran their socks into the ground."
Alex Ferguson

"Ally McCoist will always get you a goal, whether he's playing or on the bench."
Mark Hateley

"Liverpool will think 'we could have won this 2-2'"
Ron Atkinson

"That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass."
Murdo MacLeod

"The best thing for them to do (Ireland) is to stay at 0-0 until they score the goal."Martin O’Neill

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."
Kevin Keegan

"If I was still at Ipswich, I wouldn't be where I am today."
Dalian Atkinson

"We (England) haven't been scoring goals, but football's not just about scoring goals. It's about winning."
Alan Shearer


"If you want change, you've got to stick with it."
Terry Venables

"You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison."
Kevin Keegan

"If we played like that every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistent."
Bryan Robson
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"Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning."
Ron Atkinson

"That's twice he (Terry Phelan) has got between himself and the goal."
Brian Marwood

"Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered."
Andy Gray


"There are 0-0 draws and 0-0 draws, and this was a 0-0 draw."
John Sillett

"Not many teams will come to Arsenal and get anything, home or away."
Kevin Keegan

"You can't say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third and second in the past three seasons."
Gerard Houllier, showing that Liverpool weren’t winners!

"Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot."
Ray Wilkins

"I felt a lump in my throat as the ball went in."
Terry Venables

"Michael Owen to Newcastle is the biggest transfer of the season so far - and it will be until there's a bigger one."
Jim White

"Yes, six inches either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
Radio commentator

"I've had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really."
Kevin Keegan

"It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball."
Andy Gray

"It's not as good as Adams' challenge, but it's on a par."
Ron Atkinson

"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved."
Kevin Keegan

"Derby County won't be pulling up any flowers in the Championship this season."
Radio commentator (Derby finished fourth!)

"Every single seat is absolutely packed."
Ron Jones

"I can learn as much from Darius Vassell as he can from me - but he can learn more"
Andrew Cole

"We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us."
Ruud Gullitt

"The tide is very much in our court now."
Kevin Keegan

"He’ll probably wake up having sleepless nights about that one."
Alan Parry



"For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2."
David Coleman

"We had already beaten them 4-0 and 7-0 earlier this season, so we knew we were in for a really tough game today."
Barry Ferguson
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"We had two shots saved off the line by the post."
Craig Brown

"He (Michael Owen) is a good goalscorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time."
Glenn Hoddle

"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice."
Kevin Keegan

"Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns."
Ron Atkinson

"Players prefer the FA Cup because it's the end of season curtain-raiser."
Peter Withe
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"Goals change games."
Ron Atkinson
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"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."
Kevin Keegan
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"Germany are a very difficult team to play - they had eleven internationals out there today."
Steve Lomas
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"If you gave Arsene Wenger eleven players and told him to pick his team, this would be it."
Andy Gray
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"If you need just a first eleven and four others, why did Columbus sail to India to discover America?"Claudio Ranieri and the question which I’m sure has been on all our minds!


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"To be a good player in the Premiership you have to perform on the pitch, as it is everywhere."
Kanu
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"Well, Harry, fifth place last year, how can you better that?"
Fergus Sweeney
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"Henning Berg, one of the players classified as a foreigner, which obviously as a Norwegian is something he's used to."
Radio commentator
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"It's nice for us to have a fresh face in the camp to bounce things off."
Lawrie Sanchez
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"Footballers are no different from human beings."
Graham Taylor
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"I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that."
Alan Brazil
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"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw"
Ron Atkinson
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"And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction."
John Motson
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"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."
Kevin Keegan​

 

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