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Discussion in 'Motivasi & Inspirasi' started by TawaSutra, Feb 11, 2009.

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    Nama KTP maulana

    Tapi panggil aja akika Mona
    Kapster tercucok di salon demplon
    Cepak atau sasak, semua akika gasak
    Meni-pedi, setengah jam langsung jadi
    Tujuan hidup, sebelom akika mati, pingin
    punya istri..

    Suatu pagi ya Booo..
    Datang gak diundang.. (jelangkung kaleee..)
    Cewek toge pasar, muka blasteran gado-gado indo menado
    Minta pesyel spesyial sama akika
    Begitu ngedeketin, fuuuh....... ...wangi si nyong-nyong
    menyerbu napas, bikin akika balik lagi jadi lekong
    Si otong langsung tegak kayak monas,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,
    begerak-gerak mirip odong-odong

    Kayaknya ini cintrong pertama, ini gak ngomong lebay,
    Soalnya ini juga pertama kali akika bisa nepsong sama
    yang bukan lekong
    Akika takut terlambreta langsung aja akika nyelonong,
    suara di lekong-lekongin:
    "Eeheeemm..
    nama gue Maulana, di sini aja gue pake nama Mona.."
    Si toge pasar ngelirik
    genit.:"masak yey gak kenal
    akika sihh booo, akika Susi alias Susantoo
    temen mangkal yey dulu di taman lawaaang.."

    Akika cuma bisa bengong.. ...ternyata
    masih aja lontong ketemu lontong..
    Hati akika makin sekong...... ..makin kosong...


    kasian amat neh bencong..
    wakakakkakaka..
    :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:
     
    TawaSutra, Feb 11, 2009
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    ini bukan kisah hidup si TS kan?:haha:

    "Si otong langsung tegak kayak monas":lol:
     
    monk25, Feb 11, 2009
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    wakaka:haha:
    bener nih kayanya pengalaman hidup nih
    jadi TS aslinya maulana ya:haha: :haha:
    maap becanda
    no offense
     
    raynz, Feb 11, 2009
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    bahasanya sekong goblok2 nih..
    asli ngakak eike,, mau dong ama Monas eh Mona...:onion-16:
     
    mionyaratri, Feb 12, 2009
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    ga mudeng gw bahasa waria :hammer: :lol:
     
    banyax, Feb 12, 2009
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    napsu sama "temen seperjuangan" :lol:
     
    setans24, Feb 12, 2009
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    jngn2 ni pengalaman pribadi ts + ******24 :lol:

    _____________________________________ :ngacir:
     
    dorayakikun, Feb 12, 2009
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    :swt: bahasa nya g nda ngerti
     
    jimpur, Feb 12, 2009
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    tawasutra said


    :lol: :lol:



    kidding :D
     
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    husss ts lg nernagi pengalaman tuh:lol::lol::lol:
    just kiding peace:lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    siram pake sayur booooo biar jadi lontong sayur
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    ea,,,,ea,,, ea,,,,

    :lol::lol::lol:

    masak bencong mo tobat nyari cewek... wuakakak

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
    fajar157, Feb 12, 2009
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    wakakakkaka...
    kasian amat tuh bencong dah mau tobat ketemu bencong juga
     
    R_hikaru, Feb 12, 2009
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    wakakakaka..

    dasar Bencong.
    dah tau Bencong
    Belaka jadi Lekong
    Ternyata dapet'a Bencong jg, wakakkaka


    sutt.
    Ts'a lg meratapi nasib tuh..


    PISS AH.
    Just Kidding cuy
     
    cidho, Feb 13, 2009
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    wadooh, ni bencong. bisa latihan anggar ama calon bininya..
     
    xaea, Feb 13, 2009
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    dasar tuh bencong nasibnya jelek banget, sekalinya suka tetep aja ama lekong
     
    tikushi, Feb 13, 2009
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    Asli ngakak bacanya , ko malah jadi kayak sajak yah suratnya..

    Cepak atau sasak, semua akika gasak

    :lol:
     
    NuRaider, Feb 13, 2009
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    Hahahhahaha......
    Aduh si otong udah gede ya....itik...itik...itik.....

    Brarti otong ketemu ama temen sepermainannya dulu...hahahah...

    Otong and the Gank....=))
     
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    wkuawkuakuukukwkuakwuakuw.....

    sadis euy..


    lontong ketemu lontong..
    tinggal tambah sate jadi dech...

    wkakwakwkakwk
     
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    bahasanya kong"an.. TS yang malang..
     
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