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Discussion in 'Humor' started by fuikisama, May 4, 2017.

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    cerpen..

    Seorang cewek tiba-tiba diajak chat oleh seorang cowok lewat Google Talk.

    Cowok : Hi
    Cewek : Hi juga, siapa nich?
    Cowok : May I know you?

    Si cewek langsung semangat, karena si cowok memberikan respon dalam bahasa Inggris. Cewek ini kebetulan sedang mencari jodoh ekspatriat alias bule. Obrolan pun lalu dilanjutkan.

    Cewek : My name is Mia, and you?
    Cowok : My name is Giant
    Cewek : Hmmm, nice name. You should have a big body.
    Cowok : I don’t think so. My body is commonly slim. Your name is better. I imagine that I talk with pretty girl.

    Si cewek membatin, “Baru kali ini ada cowok memuji saya pretty girl.”

    Cewek : But your name is Giant, you are a big strong man
    Cowok : No… It’s just nick name or call name
    Cewek : Same. Mia is just call name also
    Cowok : What’s your full name?
    Cewek : Su-Mia-tun, and your full name?
    Cowok : My full name Su-Giant-o

    Keduanya terdiam sejenak.
    Cewek : Omahku Klaten Gergunung...
    Cowok : Podo.. Aku soko Jatinom...

    HAHAHAHA

    Sumber: Anonim/Entahlah :v


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    ud biasa baca yg beda versi tpi ttp aja nyengir2 :lol:
     
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    Kirain situ biasa baca hantu doang :ogngacir:


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    ngapain ngehantu.. praktek langsung aja .. uda ada partner yg halal kok :hahai:
     
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    Meh aye yakin situ ttep demen hantu


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    wkwkwkwkwkwkw kocak gan ngakak
     
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    udh pernah baca tp masih lucu aja hihihihihihi....
     
    knox_wade, Jun 21, 2017
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    asli ngakak gan .... hahahahah di bagian sumiatun sudah ngakak bareng di sugianto... tambah ngakak .... wkwkwkwkwkwk
     
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    asli ngakak bray, modus dulu awalnya
     
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    nyengir kuda masih usum gak yoh
     
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    besok kalo punya teman namanya mia, harus ditanya dulu nama lengkapnya :oghehe:
     
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    gagal paham.. apa org jawa aja yg ngerti ?? :malu
     
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    ga ngerti bahasa jawa haha..
    mungkin bisa di bikin translatenya juga..
     
    dolvin108, Mar 28, 2018
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    wqwqwqwq leh uga nih, sundul terus kak
     
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    HAHAHAHAAHa, tonggo dusun jebule
     
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    sugianto jadi giant :D
     
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