# 5 Things To Be Learnt At Work

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1. Snowball effect

It happens almost to all krocos in the office.

I’ll show the equation:

The Biggest Boss asks to The Big Big Boss = 100
The Big Big Boss panic, he asks to his subordinate (The big boss) = 100 x 2 = 200
The Big Boss panic, he asks to his subordinate (The boss) = 200 x 2 = 400
The Boss panic, he asks to us = (400 x 2) + (2 x 100)= 1000
We’re panic, we ask no one (since we’re in the bottom of the pyramid).
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Voila,, we take 1000 instead of 100.

(Note: 2 is the coefficient of personal improvisation)

2. Marketing (jualan.bahasa) is everybody business

Regardless you’re an accountant, engineer, buyer, corporate lawyer, or even marketer,
you gotta sell yourself in front of the boss, big boss, big big boss, or biggest boss.........
...... or everyone if needed.

Remember, it’s always about Kotler’s 4Ps:

- People (you)
- Price (demanded salary/bonus -> but it has less effect)

3. Play your cards smartly (in bahasa -> main cantik)

Don’t show your ace up soon. Be patient.
And then,,, show your jack, queen, king, and finally the ace...
taraaaaa ---> you’re the savior

4. Be 200%

If you’ve heard commercial of Mizone: be 100%, just forget it.
Simple,, you have 8 working hours (100%) in a day. Just double it to make it 200%...
How could you get a promotion if you show typical performance hah??

5. Don’t worry,,,,

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The above statements are jokes... =D

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Don’t work too hard, nobody notice anyway.... (except God huehehe)

tambahan lagi:
1. paling sebel klo ada yang mulai main "bola"...
mmm...apalagi kalau bolanya bola "panas"...hiii......bt!
lempar-lemparan...... contoh kasus

Big boss : "saya sudah cascade ke Ary Pak..."
Big big boss : "Ary..have you done it"

"anw, belum pak...I'll back to you soon with

Big big boss : "Oh my Godness Ary......"
Ary : "...?????"

2. Lalu...set the priority! many things to do in a little time...

3. Don't look stupid in one time, or...the rest image in your career...as the stupid one.

4. Perception...perception...and perception! noted!

5. Mastering your work, knowing the every relevant details...

susahnya dunia kerja......

Smile and the world smiles with you

Klo suka boleh lah klik:
Thank you juga yah :smiley_beer:

klo mo kasi rep juga tidak ditolak.

tetep sehat, tetep semangat

dukung terus indonesiaunite

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hue... susahnya..nion-103:nion-59:

Be my self ajah deh.. and working 200%.. itu setuju..

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yah namanya juga setap... mau gmn lage? iss:

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lol it happens to almost all krocos

susahnya jadi kroco,gak bisa bikin panik sapa2

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yah namax juga atasan suka seenakx sendiri..

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200%? pegel ah,apalagi kalo kena shift jaga malem.
pokoknya ditempat kerja itu prinisip yang gw kenal cuman :
1. kalo bos salah, bawahannya harus ikut kena salah dan nanggung semuanya. gak peduli kita di TKP pas kejadian atau tidak.
2. kalo bawahan salah, bos gak boleh kenak.
3. kalo bawahan bener, bos harus ikut2an ketiban rejeki.
4. kalo temen kerja salah, siap2lah, main ping-pong bola kesalahan antar teman. just wait for the lucky guy.
5. bos tidak pernah salah. kalau bos salah? ya liat aja point 1

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nasib, jadi pegawai harus nurut aj deh apa kata atasan

yg penting dapet gaji, trus perlahan naek jabatan

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kasus ini mirip seperti ditempatku.. buset dah.. terutama point pertama.. untung saja hal itu tidak kejadian.. jadi rada ngeri sih... btw puyenk juga kalo punya atasan yang seperti itu.. getahnya selalu ke bawahan2 semua.