1. Disarankan registrasi memakai email gmail. Problem reset email maupun registrasi silakan email kami di inquiry@idws.id menggunakan email terkait.
  2. Untuk kamu yang mendapatkan peringatan "Koneksi tidak aman" atau "Your connection is not private" ketika mengakses forum IDWS, bisa cek ke sini yak.
  3. Hai IDWS Mania, buat kamu yang ingin support forum IDWS, bebas iklan, cek hidden post, dan fitur lain.. kamu bisa berdonasi Gatotkaca di sini yaa~
  4. Pengen ganti nama ID atau Plat tambahan? Sekarang bisa loh! Cek infonya di sini yaa!
  5. Pengen belajar jadi staff forum IDWS? Sekarang kamu bisa ajuin Moderator in Trainee loh!. Intip di sini kuy~
Problem Registrasi dan Reset Password Mengatasi "Koneksi Tidak Aman" Donasi Gatotkaca Special ID Moderator in Trainee

Other kebiasaan kita = kebiasaan komputer

Discussion in 'Tengah Komunitas' started by passat, Sep 2, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  
Page 1 of 5

  1. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    > ngantuk di pagi hari = mode sleep
    > ngelamun di siang bolong = mode hibernate
    > mati / alias anfall = shutdown aja
    > kesurupan = hacked
    > bayi lahir = start computer
    > mati suri = restart
    > sakit pilek = infected by virus
    > amputasi = safely remove hardware
    > operasi bagian tubuh = reinstall
    > santai / reax = log off
    > belajar = new file + copy paste + download
    > stress / galau = blue screen
    > jalan-jalan = refresh / F5 / browsing
    > bencong / banci = dual OS installed
    > kena serangan jantung = deadlock
    > kenyang = hardisk full
    > laper keroncongan = empty disk
    > gegar otak = checksum error
    > sepatu kebesaran / baju kekecilan = hardware not supported
    > butuh bantuan = help
    > kena stroke = hardware failure
    > ngajarin orang = upload + send to
    > bertobat = clear cookies + free up memory
    > kehabisan tenaga = power drop
    > kalo lagi lupa = file not found / temporary error
    > hasil check up = task manager
    > cakep alamiah / cakep keturunan = vga onboard
    > cakep abiz salon / make up = vga eksternal
    > kepala pusing = computer hang
    > cwo' / cwe' setia = peer to peer connection
    > hidup jomblo = standalone
    > kumpul - kumpul bareng = computer server
    > playboy / playgirl = topologi star network
    > pacaran jarak jauh = wireless connection
    > abis putus balikan lagi = pinging on
    > perut lagi mules = memory dump
    > beres-beres rumah = defragment
    > makan makanan = insert disc
    > melupakan sesuatu yang telah lalu = delete file
    > buang kotoran / BAB = eject disc
    > keadaan koma / kritis = low battery
    > baru bangun tidur = connecting to the server
    > mikir = transfering data
    > istri pertama = primary master
    > istri kedua = secondary master
    > istri simpanan =primary slave
    > putus pacar =request time out (RTO)

    kalo ada yang mau nambahin bisa share dimari :ogtop:


    thread ini gag mungkin repost, soalnya ane bikin sendiri + tambahan dari user laen :ogmatabelo:

    maap kalo agak ngaco :XD:
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2012
    passat, Sep 2, 2009
    #1

  2. Ramasinta Tukang Iklan

  3. amphysvena Members

    amphysvena
    Offline

    Silent Reader

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2009
    Messages:
    51
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Ratings:
    +0 / -0
    klo start computer, lebih mirip bangun tidur deh :D
     
    amphysvena, Sep 2, 2009
    #2

  4. mahousenseinegima M V U

    mahousenseinegima
    Offline

    Beginner

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2009
    Messages:
    227
    Trophy Points:
    56
    Ratings:
    +45 / -0
    berati komputer = nafas hidup kita
    hwhw
     
    mahousenseinegima, Sep 2, 2009
    #3

  5. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    balez...balez...reply...

    ya bisa aja bro, tapi kalo awal mula kembali lagi cocoknya sih kayak bayi lahir... :hihi:

    walau lucu, ada juga beberapa yg cocok dengan kebiasaan manusia :haha:

    yap bisa jadi, tapi tetep manusia yg lebih real :top:
     
    passat, Sep 2, 2009
    #4

  6. oraDonk M V U

    oraDonk
    Offline

    Senpai

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,840
    Trophy Points:
    242
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +53,238 / -0
    masak amputasi = safely remove..

    jangan sampe gitu deh...
     
    oraDonk, Sep 2, 2009
    #5

  7. boku M V U

    boku
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2009
    Messages:
    3,087
    Trophy Points:
    211
    Ratings:
    +53,987 / -0
    Klo lagi lupa kyknya ga cocok klo file not found dh :onion-105: tp lebih cocok dengan Temporary eror :haha:
     
    boku, Sep 2, 2009
    #6

  8. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    safely remove kan mutusin hubungan dg hardware, jadi cocok dikit-dikit ama amputasi... :hihi:

    hahahag boleh juga masukkannya bro :top: ntar gw edit.....
     
    passat, Sep 2, 2009
    #7

  9. Karel M V U

    Karel
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2009
    Messages:
    2,520
    Trophy Points:
    176
    Ratings:
    +1,244 / -0
    Trus minum obat=Aktivasi Antivirus???

    :lol:
     
    Karel, Sep 2, 2009
    #8

  10. Negative M V U

    Negative
    Offline

    Beginner

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2009
    Messages:
    256
    Trophy Points:
    57
    Ratings:
    +60 / -0
    berarti procesor jadi otak donk.. klo kurang ganteng tambah VGA
    wkwkwk
     
    Negative, Sep 2, 2009
    #9

  11. 1azb0y Members

    1azb0y
    Offline

    Silent Reader

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2009
    Messages:
    79
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Ratings:
    +21 / -0
    kurang ganteng tambah VGA?
    ada2 aja si bos ini, ahhaha :P

    boleh juga tuh idenya tambah VGA :chinese:
     
    1azb0y, Sep 2, 2009
    #10

  12. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    reply...balez...balez...

    yap, bisa juga bro.. kalo full release berarti obatnya mahal harganya :swt:, kalo yg free sih kayak pake askes aja.... :haha:

    hahahag, boleh juga masukannya gan...:top: ntar gw tambah
    semakin tinggi vga nya semakin bagus rendering wajahnya.... :haha:
     
    passat, Sep 3, 2009
    #11

  13. ian M V U

    ian
    Offline

    Beginner

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2009
    Messages:
    225
    Trophy Points:
    76
    Ratings:
    +449 / -0
    klo komputer nge-hang sama artinya dg apa cuy?
    otak konslet kali ya... alias gagar otak
    hehehehehe
     
    ian, Sep 3, 2009
    #12

  14. peter82 Veteran

    peter82
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2009
    Messages:
    3,064
    Trophy Points:
    251
    Ratings:
    +39,479 / -0
    with nothing on my back ....a can laugh todaay......:lol::lol:
     
    peter82, Sep 3, 2009
    #13

  15. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    ya bisa juga bro, bagus juga masukannya...:hihi:
    ntar gw tambahin...

    just laugh if you wanna do, please laugh before laughing is forbidden... :haha: :haha:
     
    passat, Sep 4, 2009
    #14

  16. rendy1287 M V U

    rendy1287
    Offline

    Lurking Around

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2007
    Messages:
    1,888
    Trophy Points:
    212
    Ratings:
    +64,217 / -1
    jalan-jalan = browsing :lol:
     
    rendy1287, Sep 4, 2009
    #15

  17. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    hahahag, iya boleh juga bro, :top:
    kalo tu berarti refresh ganti ap y... :hihi:
     
    passat, Sep 4, 2009
    #16

  18. sega M V U

    sega
    Offline

    hoarder

    Joined:
    May 10, 2009
    Messages:
    3,872
    Trophy Points:
    201
    Ratings:
    +201,106 / -10
    perut mules = memory dump.BSOD
    .....ke wc dulu ahh:D:D
     
    sega, Sep 4, 2009
    #17

  19. passat M V U

    passat
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    2,474
    Trophy Points:
    97
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +227 / -0
    reply...reply... blz...blz...

    berarti perut lagi penuh dengan sampah dong... :haha:
    mantabs bro masukannya, ntar gw tambah...
    btw memory dump tu bukannya ntar gag kepake alokasinya :hihi:
     
    passat, Sep 4, 2009
    #18

  20. Durenile M V U

    Durenile
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2009
    Messages:
    2,156
    Trophy Points:
    146
    Ratings:
    +799 / -0
    wkwkwkwk, ngakak gw stress amat sih
     
    Durenile, Sep 4, 2009
    #19

  21. Xinez M V U

    Xinez
    Offline

    Post Hunter

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2009
    Messages:
    2,921
    Trophy Points:
    212
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +30,321 / -0
    bener2 mantap gan...:haha:
    btw klo orang lagi beres2 itu berarti sama dgn defragment ya?? :lol:
     
    Xinez, Sep 4, 2009
    #20
Page 1 of 5
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

About Forum IDWS

IDWS, dari kami yang terbaik-untuk kamu-kamu (the best from us to you) yang lebih dikenal dengan IDWS adalah sebuah forum komunitas lokal yang berdiri sejak 15 April 2007. Dibangun sebagai sarana mediasi dengan rekan-rekan pengguna IDWS dan memberikan terbaik untuk para penduduk internet Indonesia menyajikan berbagai macam topik diskusi.


IDWS Networks