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    CORETAN KOTOR JOI


    Akhirnya Joi punya diary juga di sini :gotdrink:
    Diary ini bakalan jadi tong sampah untuk segala pikiran yang ga bisa dituangkan di socmed RL sana.

    Tentang judulnya itu, hmm.. maybe some not-so-nice words will be wander in this diary deh.

    Cheers.
     
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    Cakep banget hari ini.
    disaat gw bisa libur, eh orang2 malah libur-an, man.
    disaat orang liburan, gw senin malah masuk, asem.
    padahal kabarnya lagi banyak2nya fim bagus ya di bioskop? gojira, x-men, sebut aja deh satu2, haven't watched any of them yet.
    bahkan spiderman pun gw belom nonton :swt:
    plus lagi gw butuh kacung temen buat belanja bulanan pleaseeeeee.

    btw i asked a friend of mine to describe that godzilla movie in one sentence, and all he said just: godzilla-nya kegendutan!
    :lol: koplak banget punya temen.

    balik lagi ke masalah liburan, keknya gw bakal ambil libur di rabu atau jumat depan deh.
    my boss and his daeemn money can go to hell for all i care.
     
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    Kemaren ngeliat socmed, keknya KL dan sing lagi penuh2nya sama orang Indo deh, efek liburan selang-seling minggu depan.
    Dan yg mampir di pikiran gw cuman: pff, what is it with KL anyway? Kalo sing, well, mungkin gw agak ngerti lah. Lo punya duit, lo mau belanja, lo ke sing. But KL? It's not like gp sepang will be held in this weekend (no it is not, people, check your calendar, it's gp monaco in this weekend. Sepang is already over for this season).
    So why KL, huh?

    (Don't mind me, that was my inner bieetch speaking)

    Yang bikin gw lebih bingung lagi, salah satu temen sepertinya kemaren terbang ke thai.
    :apa:
    Gw ngga tau ya apa travel warning ke thai udah berlaku apa belum kemaren, tapi kok ya keknya serem :takut:

    ( Kasian banget lu joi mendem di jkt doang :haha: )

    Dan tersebutlah cerita joi yg awalnya niat bangun jam 3 malam buat nonton finale. Emang ngga niat nonton dari awal, just catch a little glimpse of that derby finale lah. Tapi ya namanya baru tepar jam 11 apa 12 gitu, dan bukan klub fav pula yang main, ya udahlah bablas :tidur:.

    (Gaya lu joi, subuhan aja masih kriyep-kriyep)

    Anyway, congrats lah buat fans el real, hala madrid mungkin status twitternya tuh semua.

    Btw, jadi merasa bersalah kemaren nyebut2 uangnya si bos daeemn money.
    Padahal si bos juga bukan politisi yg banyak make uang haram, atau bos2 magabut lainnya sana. No, he is not. He's a respectable man, makes his living from saving ppl's lives (though sometimes he irritates me i can't even stand the sight of him).
    That daeemn mouth of yours, joi.


    Mudah2an permintaan maaf disini sah dan diakui ya (but still, that doesn't mean i'll give up my wednesday/friday-free-day, boss.)


    Chu.
     
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    Aku bosen ke central park. Apalagi 'park'nya cuma seiprit dibanding mol-nya.
    Aku pengennya ke central park beneran :tolong:
    Atau ke hyde park juga boleh :hihi: even (from what i heard) it's smaller than central park. But worry you not, ada serpentine lake disana :matabelo: (terobsesi setelah baru2 ini baca buku yang salah satu kejadiannya ngambil tempat di serpentine :hehe: )

    Iri ya kadang, bahkan di kota sebesar NY dan London yang mendunia gitu, masih ada taman guedee melintang di kotanya :sigh:
    Sedang jakarta.. :sepi:
    Jangan bilang suropati :swt:
    Paling mendekati ya monas, tapi monas kurang rindang :hiks: kesannya panassss banget.

    Udahlah, dibahas2 cuman bikin tambah sakit ati.
     
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    Tau sponge oishi ga?
    Bisa dibilang ini snack fav gw, entah dimakan selagi kerja, selagi bosan, atau buat ganjal perut waktu ga sempat sarapan pagi :haha:

    Soal rasa coklatnya, oh so heavenly good versi joi lah, agak mirip2 milo rasanya. Ada juga rasa stroberi, tapi sampe sekarang belum pernah gw cobain.

    Anehnya snack ini ya, punya resealable zip lock, tapi di bagian belakangnya ada tulisan: setelah dibuka konsumen harus segera memakannya.

    :facepalm:

    trus ziplock-nya itu buat apa ya? bukannya sengaja dibikin resealable supaya bisa dibuka-tutup berulang kali? (udah macam jalur puncak dibuka-tutup :garing: )

    Sampe sekarang itu masih jadi misteri buat joi.

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    Hari ini alhamdulillah punya waktu lowong juga :nangis: tapi eike punya bos udah memberi titah baru lagi tadii. Asyemmm.
    Eike punya bos yang walau duduk samping2an tapi komunikasinya tetep by whatsapp.
    Eike punya bos yang suka bikin pusing tapi untungnya ga sampe bikin eike nenggak panadol, apalagi baygon.
    Eike punya bos yang hampir ga punya rasa humor yang bikin eike rada stres cos crazy is my middle name.
    Eike punya bos yang... Ah sudahlah.
    Panjang cyinn kalo dipanjangin (hyaeyalaaah).

    Ya Allaah, berkahilah hari Joi besok, dan berikutnya, aaaamiiin.
     
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    Ada 2 pilihan yang sulit sekarang ini.
    1. pilpres
    2. pildun

    jujur gw masi bingung mau pilih siapa buat presiden nanti :sigh:. ini aja salah satu temen kantor lagi berapi2 ngejelasin konflik si no.1 dan no.2 :sigh:. entah bener entah ngga pula.
    gw pengen punya presiden yang bikin negara ini lebih maju dari sekarang, dan tetep aman, tapi entah siapa yang bisa dari 2 calon itu :sigh:
    di socmed orang2 udah pada nentuin pilihan. path, twitter, itu temen2 udah pada pasang foto plus bikin memes aneh2 :XD:
    trus aku pilih siapa? :lempar:

    trus pilihan yang sulit kedua, mau jagoin siapa untuk pildun nanti :sigh:
    kalo tanya hati, pasti gw milih inggris :malu:, tapi kalo tanya logika, keknya ga mungkin deh mereka bisa juara :lol:.
    apalagi jt26 udah ngga ada, gw jadi ragu :malu1:.

    jadi, karena mendukung satu negara aja terlalu mainstream, dan dukung inggris-jerman-spanyol-brasil lebih mainstream lagi, gimana kalo kita dukung belgia aja :hihi: dan korsel dari asia :onfire:
    :lol: tapi boong.
     
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    Cos forever is such a long time.. :sigh:
     
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    Ya Allah, apa salah joi, kenapa hari ini apes banget? :nangis:

    flazz limited edition hello kitty-nya hilang abis jajan, trus beli conan 78 malah dapet yang salah cetak :swt:

    kenapa oh kenapa :hiks:

    untung toaster yang baru dibeli itu bagus, alhamdulillah akhirnya punya toaster sendiri juga :sedih:

    masih ada yg bisa disyukurin, semoga joi sanggup ngikhlasin yang hilang :sedih:
     
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    Maluuuuuu tadi ketauan si bos dateng telat :ohno: kirain dia udah ga di ruangan sih :ohno:


    Ini lagi satu gw sampe pussssiiinggg gantengnya maksimal banget :ohno:

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    :ohno: aku gila :lol:
     
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    Lagi di jalan pulang abis bukber angkatan.

    Tiba2 gw keinget convos dgn seorang temen lama jumat kemaren.

    She said: you're the youngest of us all dek, but you act like the oldest one.
    I just smirked at her and said: I know, rite?

    If only you know, rhy, sometimes gw capek.
     
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    Tadi dia ngungkit soal jerman lagi.


    And I, literally, took a step back. I convinced him that we should just focus to what we have now, not in the future.

    'Cos as eager as I am to take that chance, I don't think we'll end up well. I'm not ready to commit myself to him for a long time, and I don't think I will ever be.

    Yang paling utama soal ijin mama. Gak mungkin aku bisa ninggalin mama, jauh.


    I'm just hoping, someday, if that issue come up again, dia bakal terima apapun keputusanku. Bukan karena dia bosku, aku harus ngelakuin apapun yg disuruh sama dia. Pffff, better resign then.

    Tapi.. Jerman.. :hiks: it's always been my dream to live in another country.


    Ya Allah hanya Engkau yang Maha Mengetahui.
     
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    Alhamdulillaahil ladzii Ahyaanaa ba’da Maa Amaatanaa Wailaihin Nusyuur.

    Terima kasih ya Allah karena aku masih diberi kesempatan untuk bangun hari ini.

    Ternyata pendosa ky aku ini masih takut mati. Karena tau sedikitnya bekal yang bakal aku bawa nanti.
     
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    Denger lagu fort minor yang ini di radio, dan ini pas banget buat the original Joi :nangis:

    :sedih:

    please come back home dearest Joi :sedih:
     
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    So let me tell you a story.
    About a girl who can't express her feelings well.
    Who always thinks that the world observes all her moves and sayings.
    Who can't even swear on public or socmed cos she's afraid they'll judge her frankness.
    Who finds peace in this "nowhere-but-here" place, where all strangers who don't know who she is, don't give a damn about it, and accept her for what she truly thinks.

    Ah yes, the story.

    :sigh:

    She's upset over something cos today didn't go well as planned, and her fave driver got mechanical problems in home race, HOME RACE for heaven's sakes :voodoo:, and no league games for this weekend and it sucks you know :voodoo:



    So, you know, of course she can't write this on socmed, what will ppl think about her :yareyare:
    Thank God she has this diary :peluk:
     
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    right words for me...


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    kalo aja aku bisa :haha:





    and this thing...


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    i keep thinking about this lately, can't get it out from my mind.


    the same goes for this song...

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    Home alone. The rain is pouring hard outside and now i'm scared shitless :hiks: wud anybody be kind enough to accompany me? It feels like the house lighting isn't enough :hiks: and damn i was just about to write lightning instead of lighting and it says how serious this condition right now :hiks:
     
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