Tips agar tidak bete saat di dalam....????

Ahahahaha...gue kira apa...Ternyata...
hahahhaa...bener2 ngakak tadi dibaca...
Keren Bro..
Lawakannya bikin setress gue ilang neh...
makasih ya..

Paling suka bagian ini---> Diam dan jangan bergerak sama sekali di pojok lift, menghadap dinding,
jangan pernah keluar

 

LOL..... *ngakak*

wakakaka... gw ngebayangin tuh orang lagi masang tampang innocent
eniwe mantep bos... mayan jokenya

 

15. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu bilang: Ini
adalah wilayah SAYA

mantep biar gk desak-desak an d lift
hahahaha

 

LUAR BIASA...bener2 di luar kebiasaan....

 

ya moga2 aja bro orang yang lu kerjain nyantai aja ga anggap serius iss:

yang lebih parah paling2 lu dianggep stres alias gila

 

bener2 cara yang ampuh, sekaligus gila

 

..joke bro...
gw ja mpe ngakak sendiri di kantor baca ni thread...
kebetulan ada lift di kantor ane, cobain ah...

 

Wakakakaa, thx bro bwt jokesnya... Gw lg di kelas ni pas ngepost... Dosen VB gw ga jelas ngajarnya, dosen VB apa dosen CB [Character Building]...
Pas gw buka thread lu langsung ngakak, and hilang da bete gw ...

 

Nih gan, saya tambahin. Masih dalam bahasa inggris sih, coz males nerjemahinnya. Tapi perasaan malah lebih lucu kalo dlm bhs inggris drpd bhs indonesia

Spoiler: Tips biar nggak bosen di dalam kantor

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself)

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

20) Move your work desk and chair into the lift and when the doors open say "Hello, can I help you???".

And if that wasn't enough for you...

SEVEN POINT DARES

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8) Don't use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what *** they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Spoiler: Tips biar nggak bosen di dalam kelas pas kuliah

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

Spoiler: Tips biar nggak bosen di dalam pesawat terbang

1. Act like a movie star.
2. Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna. (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question.)
3. Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
4. Ask the person next to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"
5. Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "My, you have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
6. Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here...."
7. Bring a duffel bag packed with pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, construction paper, etc. Organize a "Kraft Korner". Make a craft likeness of the person sitting next to you. Give yourself an "F".
8. Bring a microphone and act like Frank Sinatra.
9. Bring your computer keyboard without a monitor. Place it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return key a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your nostril and play Doom.
10. Call the stewardess "nurse".
11. Continually offer to share your "Beano".
12. Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
13. Disco dance in the aisle.
14. Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face.
15. During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone.
16. Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die.
17. Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
18. Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
19. Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang.
20. Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
21. Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"
22. Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do the call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the world.
23. If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
24. Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!"
25. Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
26. Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.
27. Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim, "Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?"
28. Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle with a first class guy as if you were long-lost friends.
29. Moon passing Delta planes.
30. No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
31. Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
32. Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.
33. Pretend you're flying the plane.
34. Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head.
35. Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning.

 

haha..

keren tuh yang no 10..

good job..
cobain ah yang no.10..

 

jiah ni konyol semua itu...hahahaha...

 

abisss.....
bener2 ga bakalan bete tu di lift, malah disuruh brobat tu ke RSJ

 

hahahaha....keren...keren....
sumpah...ngakak abis pas bacanya...
paling ngakak waktu bca no. 10

 

Saudara benar beanr berbeda.,.,.,
I'll Try sometime.,.,., wkwkwk.,.,.,

 

kayaknya sih
tapi lucu, udah bener" bosen kali orang yg ngelakuin hal itu di dalem lift
tapi bosen, iseng sama gila beda tipis kalo kayak gini mah
yg ad nanti malah dipelototin orang satu lift atw malah ditimpukin rame-rame

 

REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dari thread ane ni... http://www.indowebster.web.id/showthread.php?38103-Tips-Agar-Tidak-bete-Saat-di-Dalam-Lift

 

aneh2 aja ni joke nya....
Bisa2 w nt diseret k rumah sakit jiwa....
wkwkwkwkw....

 

bisa dikira sarap gua kalo ngelakuin ituuuuuuuuuu

 

iya tuh repost boleh neh di gusur.....
ato di gabung?