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Titanic ….. If — Then — Else

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by monk25, Sep 4, 2009.

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    Inget film Titanic? Salah satu adegan yang menarik
    ketika sang cowo melihat si cewenya mau melompat…
    ini ada beberapa versi mengenai “jump” yang bisa
    dikutip…

    Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mate):
    You jump… I jump!

    Versi Ngajak-ngajak :
    I want to jump… anybody else want to jump?

    Versi Pemimpin :
    I jump… all of you jump after me!

    Versi Pengikut :
    We will jump after you jump.

    Versi Penakut :
    You jump… tell me if it is ok… then I’ll jump.

    Versi Ogah-ogahan :
    I’ve already jumped last time… now it is your turn
    to jump.

    Versi Iklan :
    You should jump because every celebrities and famous
    people jump.

    Versi Programmer :
    If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())

    Versi Logika Implikasi :
    If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I
    might still jump.

    Versi Nggak Percayaan :
    You jump…. are you sure you want to jump ? No
    kidding ? Promise ?

    Versi Penjudi :
    We’ll throw a coin if it is head I jump… if it is
    tail you jump.

    Versi Tarzan Baru Kenalan Dengan Jane :
    “You Jump, Me Tarzan.”

    Versi Forest Gump :
    “My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”

    Versi Sinetron Catatan si Boy :
    “Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!”

    Versi 007 :
    “My name is Bond, Jump’s Bond.”

    Versi Waktu :
    “Jump sabaraha?” “Jump dalapan kurang sapuluh.”

    Versi Buah-buahan :
    Jump-bu Monyet,
    Jump-bu Klutuk,
    Jump-bu Batu,
    dan jump-bu – jump-bu lainnya.

    Versi Betawi :
    ini Aye Abang…………Jump-ang!

    Versi Korban Tindak Kekerasan :
    Tolooongggggggg…………. jump bret!!!!!!

    Versi Dukun Santet :
    Nich gue kasih jump-e jump-e …biar selamet dunie
    akherat!!!

    Versi Wiraswasta Gendong-gendong :
    Mau jump-u apa mas…. galian singset apa galian
    kabel…….?

    Versi pedagang Kaki Lima :
    Di-jump-in tidak luntur ..? Luntur tidak
    di-jump-in…!!!

    Versi Gua :
    You jump, sebodo teuiing …. gua kagak bisa berenang…..:)

    Versi Kasmaran :
    Hai say… kagak jump-e elu satu hari aje gue bisa
    jump-alitan


    maap klo repost :madesu:
     
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    Makin ke bawah makin ngaco wakakak :lol:

    Versi logika implikasi juga ada :haha:
     
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    lumayan buat penghilang kantuk......:haha:
     
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    gw pikir ngambil dari luar,ternyata buatan lokal
     
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    wkwkkw....

    ada2 aja nih...dpt ide dr mn kk..??

    nice post gan..:top::top:
     
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    kebawah agak maksa tapi kocak hahahaha:haha::haha:
     
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    Kocak kocak...bikin suntuk ilang...
     
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    makin bawah makin sakit mata :lol:
     
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    gokil abis...
    :haha::haha::haha:
    :top: dah..!!!
     
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    wow..

    bnyk bgt tuh versiny..
    :haha::haha:

    mkin kbwah kalimatny mkin maksa..
     
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    :lol: kirain logika pemrograman soale ada if then else
     
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    Yang dukun tuh....
    ngakak bgt gw
     
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    versi razia polisi:
    razia senjata ta-jump..
    versi judul film:
    'jumper'
    'friday the 13th' (jump-at tgl tigabelas)
    'kejump-nya ibu tiri'
    'kutunggu jump-damu' (maksa)
    versi daerah:
    jump-bi

    mm pa lagi yah??
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: parah ni yg pedagang kaki lima...
     
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    karena nge-fans ma Bond
    versi favorit ane
    Versi 007 :
    “My name is Bond, Jump’s Bond.”
     
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    wah kacaw kacaw.,. niatnya romantis malah kacaw.,.
     
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    kok makin lama makin ngawur yach...
    tapi kreatif kok
     
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    kreatif error
     
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    yg buah2an gak ada hubungannya aslik konyol :lol:
     
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    hahahaha kocak parah XD
     
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